thcpostive:

If you ain’t choking your girl during sex, you ain’t hittin it right.

If she don’t text you, “when can I see you again?” you ain’t hittin it right.

If you ain’t eatin it before beatin it, you ain’t hittin it right.

If she don’t make you breakfast the next morning, you ain’t hittin it right.

If you have to ask for head, you ain’t hittin it right.

If she don’t continuously try to figure out your passwords, you ain’t hittin it right.

minus the passwords lol

(Source: iilluminaughty)